This expression will now be known as "The Haggard Hee-Haw".

First, Ted Haggard didn't do anything wrong, then he resigned, then he merely bought meth from the homosexuals (once a month for three years) but didn't ever smoke it, then "just" got massages from that gay prostitute (at $200/pop once a month for three years). http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_5115903,00.html

"Haggard drew a silent stare from his wife when he told the gathered reporters that he received a massage from Jones." W/video goodness ("Raw Interview" link) http://www.kktv.com/breakingnews/4557411.html